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4:37pm October 1, 2014

breastforce:

the origons of Ouija boards are funny if you think about it like they’re part of an another country (China)’s ancient history that was practiced until one emporer decided “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old buisnessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

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4:06pm October 1, 2014
lunarch-sounds:


envy was envious…

I can’t believe Mike Wazowski killed Markiplier

lunarch-sounds:

envy was envious…

I can’t believe Mike Wazowski killed Markiplier

12:50pm October 1, 2014

mapletheleonberger:

…what have I done?

12:46pm October 1, 2014

evinist:

Bruce, isn’t this a little bit double standard?

12:24pm October 1, 2014
lolneincom:

Gotta love new features! (part 1)

lolneincom:

Gotta love new features! (part 1)

11:46am October 1, 2014

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

Batman getting thrown under the bus by every single member of the Justice League

and his widest array of emotions ever caught on film

the last one.

10:52am October 1, 2014

and within ten minutes Iluvatar’s sweet heavenly orchestra
has become Melkor’s doombattle moshpit slaughterhouse (x)

10:39pm September 30, 2014
talesof4chan:

Anon has a burglar break intalesof4chan.tumblr.com

talesof4chan:

Anon has a burglar break in
talesof4chan.tumblr.com

10:25pm September 30, 2014

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

3:20pm September 30, 2014

narunfiltered:

Telefundraising

Bethlehem, PA, USA

Me: “Hello, I’m calling from (School Name). Can I speak with Mr. (Name)?

Old man: “Why do you people always call when I’m eating my baked potato?”

Me: “I’m sorry sir…is there a better time to reach you when you won’t be enjoying your potato?”

Old man: “I never know when I’ll be having one…but somehow you always do”

(Click)

3:16pm September 30, 2014

finalfortuna:

mayspicer:

princesszangiev:

coltercat:

The spoopiest part of this skeleton bird decoration is the complete lack of knowledge in basic skeletal anatomy

somebody please draw this creature with skin on because i think it would be horrifying because those are basically long fingers

well that was fun

Have fun in your nightmares, kids.

2:56pm September 30, 2014
the-real-seebs:

aerialsquid:

racieb:

thatfuhkinhippie:

Do not plug in pls

oh hi i upgraded ur ram

It’s getting rid of bugs.

There has been a tragic misunderstanding about what kind of web the ethernet port provides access to.

the-real-seebs:

aerialsquid:

racieb:

thatfuhkinhippie:

Do not plug in pls

oh hi i upgraded ur ram

It’s getting rid of bugs.

There has been a tragic misunderstanding about what kind of web the ethernet port provides access to.