the origons of Ouija boards are funny if you think about it like they’re part of an another country (China)’s ancient history that was practiced until one emporer decided “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice.
then centuries later an old buisnessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”
Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
Bethlehem, PA, USA
Me: “Hello, I’m calling from (School Name). Can I speak with Mr. (Name)?
Old man: “Why do you people always call when I’m eating my baked potato?”
Me: “I’m sorry sir…is there a better time to reach you when you won’t be enjoying your potato?”
Old man: “I never know when I’ll be having one…but somehow you always do”
The spoopiest part of this skeleton bird decoration is the complete lack of knowledge in basic skeletal anatomy
somebody please draw this creature with skin on because i think it would be horrifying because those are basically long fingers
well that was fun
Have fun in your nightmares, kids.